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Hello Dahlings. Kenya Cumonme here, reporting from San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. I have just spent the past 3 weeks working on my latest Duran Duran exposé for my upcoming book: DURAN DURAN...WHAT THEY LEFT OUT. I have conversed with the locals, done clerical research and spoken with a locally renowned psychic, and have found rather compelling evidence that PROVES Nick Rhodes' heritage. |
1. He has roots.
2. He wears flea market clothes
3. Only Mexicans wear pink lipstick
4. He has the mexi "pooch"(belly)
5. He wears red and pink at the same time.
6. he just is.
7. He plays Synthesizer.
8. Trust me.
8. Nick is a Mexican
9. He has a Latino hat fetish. (The Sombrero during the BIG THING tour, and the whole Fedora/Bolero phase.)
10. I just KNOW..he is
11. He did the Mexican Hat dance with a man in New Orleans.
12. He likes burritos. (I smelled one of his noxious farts at an after party in 1997.)
13. He calls Simon "Cavron"
14. He refers to Madeline as "Corazon de Melon"
15. He calls Warren "VATO."
| 16. I just KNOW..he is Mexican. 17. He was arrested last month in LA for vandilising east LA with his street name.."pepe nico" 18. His first job was as the frijoles maker at his mama's taqueria 19. He raised burros in 4-H |
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20. He started a gang called the Durango durango's.
21. The reason john left the band is cuz nick pulled a blade on him for fucking up a song.
22. The license plate on his El Camino says "suavesito"
23. Nick is really the dude singing in Spanish on Breath after Breath
I am not listing all of the evidence I have uncovered...I want you to want to buy my book, dahlings! I suppose you will have to take my word for it until then! TTFN!
