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JOHN

photo courtesy of BabyCham

Ode to Tight Jeans

O, wondrous pants

so full and tight

Your shining jewels do light my night

with thoughts of flesh

and bulging seams.

Your taut fabric is truly

the stuff of dreams.

This picture is THE REASON there has to be a Crotch Watching Hall of Fame.
I'm lighting a ciggie now, thank you.

Why am I never there when he goes out in public wearing this stuff? Of course, I would probably get into serious trouble if I was. I'm just glad you crotchers are where I am not!

 

So sweet looking...so innocent...except for those little leather trousers. See the Ode above.

photos courtesy of BabyCham

So it's not a crotch shot, who cares? We can marvel at his ass too! Mmmmm yeah.

photo courtesy of BabyCham

The photo so nice, they had to show it twice!

 

Again, we love Raffy, the goddess of John in sweats!

John regularly takes my breath away - and this photo is but one reason why.

(Photo too good to not be brazenly stolen from Planet Duran & The Full Moon)

I love a man who forgets to wear trousers.

(Photo by Feda)

There's so much more to John's sexiness than just the package in this shot. The package is nice here but you also get that delicious hairless chest (just when did he go through puberty?) and a nice shot of the rarely seen treasure trail. I could watch him swim for hours, and judging from the sheer number of swimmimg pool shots we have recieved of him, so can everyone else. Damn he's hot.

photo courtesy of BabyCham
I miss the days when John wore tight, colorful trousers. They flaunted his boys so well. Of course, he was so skinny back then, I'm sure it was hard to find tight pants, but when he did...oh my.

You can't tell me that jacket wasn't pulled back for a reason. He HAD to be aware of what he was doing to us...I wonder if record sales were correlated with pictures like this?

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