Yes Girls and Boys, I'm back! And by popular demand, might I add.

You can never keep a good crotcher down - or a good crotch for that matter. With the recent Duran tour, I expect all you naughties out there who aimed your cameras in all the right places to GET ME THE GOODS. I personally sent all the boys new pairs of rubber pants and loads of talcum powder, so here's hoping.

There has been lots of talk about the Duran men's finer qualities lately - and it hasn't been from just me! John has been the main culprit, and I love him for it. The great mystery of the foreskin has finally been solved - straight from the horse's mouth. John even confessed who is "packing the jumbo weiner" in the band. He claims it's Simon, although I personally think he was just being modest. I present the photo here as proof.

We have lots and lots of pictures thanks to all you naughty crotchers! Big thank yous all around for your submissions. At this rate, we'll have so many we'll have to start an archive section soon. Not that I mind. I love getting these little prezzies in my email. It's better than Christmas! You keep hunting and sending them in. It's good for you. :)

So..it's time for some heavy duty crotching. Get your drool towels out, put on the cold shower and get ready for the beauty that is Duran!

We have arranged the Hall of Fame into several categories so that you don't have to download the entire page, just your favorites. We also added a few special categories for those crotch shots that deserve special *ahem* attention. We still need your help to make this a success, so dig through all those old magazines and books and send those crotch shots our way!! We need all the Duran men, so send in as many as possible - especially John, because I just can't get enough of that man's qualities - and he has a lot of qualities. But we also need Andy, Sterling and more Warren.