I'm beginning to think we have a favorite among the
Crotching Duranies. Either that or Simon fans are all a bunch of
twisted individuals. Either way, Simon is an easy target who loves to
flaunt his manhood.
SIMON: You see John, the trick isn't the Bespangler,
it's no skivvies and packing to the left. You should try it.
Maybe with sweatpants that are two sizes too small?
"Ladies, I'd like you to meet
some 'Friends of
Mine'."
Hey wait a minute Simon, those
aren't the rubber pants I sent you. Well, okay I forgive
you. This time. Giddyup!
JOHN: Nice trousers, Charley, they really show yer
package.
SIMON: We
gotta sell this album, man. Where are your leathers?
So, who exactly was the
inspiration for the title of "Big Thing"?
Some things should be poking out
more, and others less.
(Photo courtesy of theICON)
(Photo by Lindsey)
I'm beginning to see a pattern
here. Cute woman in arms, bigger pants bulge. Hmmmm.
It's nice to see him in something
that leaves it to the imagination though, unlike the
infamous "Pink Pants Trio" below.
Who sez white pants are a bad
thing?
(Photo by BN)
(Photo by RS)
In addition to the cute woman in
arms, singing on stage also seems to interest him. I've got
to get closer to the stage on the next tour!
Ahhh...the infamous pink rubber
pants. Nice to look at in one sense, but there's almost too
much information here, donthca think? Makes you wanna go up
and snap the rubber. *whap*
This photo, taken of a
homemade light switch cover, reaffirms my belief that I am
not the only sick, twisted crotcher out there!!
You make me proud,
girl!
Of course, my first thought
is..."How close to reality is it?"
The thought after that is..."What
the hell was he doing in that pose and why wasn't I
there?"
Simon, we now know your
religion!
Disclaimer:
This photo may cause
shortness of breath, heart palpitations and general sense
of...oh the hell with it - start the cold shower now. If
you're at work, punch out now 'cause you'll be worthless
after this.
I'm thinking of investing in the rubber
trousers market.
(A big Thank You to the person
who posted this magnificent photo on the B5 Board. A big
crotch-watching bow goes out to you!!)
Think he packs to the
left?
This is what I love about Simon.
He leaves nothing to the imagination and makes us grateful
for it. All that and a bag of crisps too!
The photographer must have been
reading my mind when she took this shot. What a great place
to be!
